a blog with things

One of my favorite parts of watching the Times Square broadcast on New Year’s Eve is - honestly - Michael Bloomberg, because every year he just looks so awkward but simultaneously really happy and I dunno, it’s just funny

This year the best moment was when he stood awkwardly smiling with his arms around the shoulders of the Rockettes, wearing his American flag sweater and with his cheeks covered in lipstick marks after being kissed by all of them … but I can’t find a picture of that on the internet yet, so to give you an idea of what I’m talking about, here he is last year with Lady Gaga:

Went to make breakfast and found a mouse in the trash
So that’s not good

I was gonna go to a surprise party tonight two blocks away

But I’m sick and it’s gonna rain and Crash Course is up, soooo … guess that’s not happening

I just found out I was the 64th person to join the Nerdfighters of the Greater DC Area and the 6th person to join the Nerdfighters of New York

I feel old-ish

This may also be because I am turning 20 the day after tomorrow

vampirearsehell:

why do people hate being in the “friend zone” so much

it sounds like a nice place to be

can someone friend zone me

i like friends

(Source: thejellyfishprince)

Aghh, booking flights is hard

Metro, Y U no open at night so I can get to the airport for a 6am flight?

Airlines, Y U charge $200 more for 9am flights than 6am flights? and Y U no have any direct flights from DC to John Wayne Airport?

Anaheim hotels, Y U no let me book if I’m under 21?

VIDCON, I WILL FIND A WAY TO GET TO YOU!

I am currently having A Song of Ice and Fire feels

That is all

I just realized that this will be the last night of my life living in a college dorm

Not that I’m going to miss it, I won’t … at all …

It’s just a cool thought

Wait, are we finally going to get t-shirts now?

*claps to self while alone in room*

THANKS THOMAS

Wearing a Doctor Who shirt in class

During discussion, someone across the room asks “Does anyone here watch Doctor Who?”

Everyone turns to me and laughs

Today I heard someone say that women and men are “already equal” in society

What

My roommate just told me that I talk in my sleep. As in, full, audible sentences.

I don’t even remember my dreams, so I have no idea what the strange things I have said were in reference to.

This is hilarious.

The awkward moment when all the Washingtonians are saying “Yay snow” and I’m in New York where the sky is clear and it’s above freezing… .

“With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good.”

No

That’s a non sequitur

You named it Smuckers because you wanted people to think it had to be good.